The word "classic" tends to get especially abused this time of year. Everything longs to be a holiday season tradition; in the past few weeks, I've seen "classic" applied to three sweaters, at least one department store sales event, two Christmas movies released barely 18 months ago, and a certain style of collapsible mini-umbrella. Admittedly, I'm not well-versed in the history of umbrellas, but I'm officially taking up the stance that no collapsible mini-umbrella, regardless of how long-standing or useful, will ever be a classic Christmas anything.

To restore a little bit of balance to a heavy-hitting concept, we hereby present five truly iconic holiday drinks. No offense to red-and-white themed newcomers, this list is strictly for major leaguers.