No, it's not actually Russian, that's just the vodka talking. Where this cream-based cocktail -- also known as the Caucasian -- was first created is up for debate, but the recipe made its print debut in Oakland in 1965. After a few decades on the only-for-serious-drunks list, and a few years enjoying a Big Lebowski bump, the White Russian has settled nicely into middle age. Feel free to order one without quoting The Dude.

If you can't abide milk or cream anywhere near your liquor, you can skip it and take your Russian black; to elevate the sweetness to higher heights, just add cola -- and call it a Colorado Bulldog.